do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t
i swear to god kim kardashian has been pregnant for about 3 years now
Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26
Mariah Carey is 44 and her husband is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.