jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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The worst bullies you will ever encounter in your life are your own thoughts.

Bryant H. McGill (via bryantmcgill)

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I was taking shot after shot hoping the alcohol would make me feel the way you did.

(66/365) by (KJ)

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botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

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